So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I just witnessed two drunk midgets fighting over a graham cracker. I can die happy now.
I'm confused about why you felt the need to ask me to buy you life alert for christmas at 3:28 this morning.
We're lucky we aren't prostitutes by now. Whats the etiquette for returning a pair of heels with blood on them?
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
I'm 99% sure I just puked glitter. Wine drunk Mondays shouldn't be a thing.
I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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