What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
I created a new tequila drink. it is a mix of excitement and fear instilled in innocent people.
so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
do you think they make "congratulations unfit mother" greeting cards?
or abortion recommendation cards.
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
A reminder in my phone just went off saying, "Fuck.On.Roof- the Great Bambino". This makes me excited and slightly nervous.
Randomize
