I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
i had to take my roommates dildo out of her suitcase so I could use it
the suitcase or the dildo?
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
Pretty sure I just became my mom's wingman
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
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