I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
You'll never fully grasp an awkward walk of shame until you run into his mom while you're trying to sneak out. Then to make matters worse you have to ask her to mover car because it's blocking you in.
and I lost my effing shirt.
On a scale of 1 to hungover I’m definitely throwing up at the office today.
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