She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
Hold on...did you Instagram a picture of you and your boyfriend while you were sending me dirty snapchats?
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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