no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
Randomize
