apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
i may or may not be watching the land before time
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
I'm still drunk. I put on workout clothes this morning and just puked in my bathroom. That's the same as going to the gym, right?
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
PS if you want to hear something hilarious as my little sister was showing me her engagement ring I open a Snapchat from R and it's literally a dick pic. Very different points in our life
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
Pro: 2020 made it easier to hook up with strippers
Con: explaining to Kari why there’s always strippers at our house
Pro: there’s always strippers at our house
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