You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
During sex he started singing that song in Forgetting Sarah Marshall--"Inside of You"--by Russell Brand
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
you need to not memorize your credit card number for drunk pizza
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
Just drug him and when he wakes up say "You just woke up from a coma, we've been married for 5 years." It'll be like The Vow but fucked up.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
Duck, Duck, Goose is now the autocorrect, safe for work version of fuck, fuck, loose.
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
Randomize
