They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
is there a legit reason for the weird voicemail I got at 2:14am?all I could make out was 'help me' 'two hours' and 'toilet butt'. wtf did u drink.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
I have just received a gold-medal-deserving sext. He wrote me a fucking novel. Not only am I incredibly turned on but I am beyond impressed. He is the sext god. I must bow to him.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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