You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
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