seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
admittedly, it's a little weird getting relationship advice from the mother of a former one night stand. but she's a wise lady and she buys me drinks, so i'm ok with it.
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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