Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
I'm pretty sure the guy who was grinding on me while I was trying to get a drink at he bar was one of my tinder matches
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
One lone grasshopper in the whataburger bathroom. Don't know how it got there. Scared the fuck out of me. Also puked over the side of the silverado fence. The horses looked disappointed. Animal magnetism is beautiful. You taught me well. I love you.
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
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