she left her pants. im pretty sure she grabbed mine on accident. im like 9 man sizes bigger than her. wtf
I really hope you get sexually violated by a pterodactyl tonight.
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
She told me I should be a condom model.
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
Almost screamed "GO FISH MOTHER FUCKER" at the girl I nanny today. Drunken card games shouldn't bleed into my sober life.
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
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