More tranny stories later!
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
The best part was that when I woke up, I poked her with my dick to wake her up, and said, "Hi, I'm Alex. Nice to meet you". Shoulda seen the look on her face. Priceless.
I'm on the strip, it's like a mini new years eve. Some girl just got taken away on a stretcher with her meter margarita in her hand claiming it's trophy for being awesome. Damn tourists are lightweights.
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
Ah that wonderful moment when you realise the bookmark you were using in a book you lent your mum is actually a receipt from a strip club
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
I just handed a girl a slice of pizza and she handed me her number. Is this how Vegas hookups normally begin?
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
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