It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
I just saw a fat chick ask the bartender to top her corona off with grenandine cuz she has a "sweet tooth" no that's diabetes fatty
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
This strange Italian man told me he wants to take me for ice cream and kept calling me "tomato" from tinder
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
Nobody on Tinder wants to give you a Blumpkin.
Randomize
