were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
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