It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
no today was horrible, i woke up and somebody slit my car tire and left an apology letter in my wiper that said "sorry wrong house"
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
So the revenge porn my ex posted just resulted in a contract with a gay porn company. I'm going to make $8,000 this weekend. That would a breakup checkmate. Are you joining me in the legislative committee hearing tomorrow?
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
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