She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
I'm praying to Jesus, Allah, Buddah,and the whole gang tonight that I'm not pregnant
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
You got her pregnant one week before your vasectomy? You couldn't wait one week to cheat on me?
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
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