I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
You know why I love being a regular at this bar? It's because at a certain point last call is only a suggestion.
Randomize
