Last night while we were having sex, 'God bless the USA' started playing on his itunes. He came almost immediately... so awkward.
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
"He's not as cute as he was last week" and "I'm not as drunk as I was last week" are basically the same sentence.
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
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