I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
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