It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
Roommate is high and swore off off the diet. Said she wants to make everyone else fat since it'd be easier. She spent today baking 3 dozen brownies for the office tomorrow and is already down to 24.
She's going to get me a sippy cup for christmas. If I can't open it, I can't have any more to drink. Seem reasonable?
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
you were trying to convince me that you weren't drunk by grabbing my shoulders, looking deeply into my eyes and saying "i can see your sparkle"
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
Had phone sex with my boss who I still haven’t seen in person. How’s your Monday ?
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
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