...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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