I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
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