You dirty dirty liar I like the way you twitter
Take a Tylenol with a HUGE glass of water before you pass out, you'll thank me in the morning.
i dony have tylonal but i had a snickers and popcorn and a bottle of water and i am.. brushing my teeth!
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
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