He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
Do your friends by chance have our inflatable deer head?
Nevermind, it's in the dryer.
This was baby jesus's way of getting you to wait until the next bikini wax
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
I'm laying in my bed in the fetal position with a bag of frozen peas on my head and the bathroom trashcan next to me. Fucking tequila.
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
It seems that I didn’t convey clearly enough how well and truly fucked we are, Jack. Listen to me very closely: we are DEAD.
Decided to stay sober a couple days, learned how exceptionally stupid my coworkers are. Might have to quit now. Moral of the story:be careful where you go sober.
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