Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
It wasn't long before I skipped the martini glass and went straight to drinking from the shaker.
moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
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