worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
You cant give me a fifth of god damn jim beam and expect me not to cheat on my gf.
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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