I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
I'm like 89% sure I could get him to buy me a car in exchange for a half-assed handy.
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
Randomize
