East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
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