Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
There should be an app that tazers me in my pocket when I'm spending too much money at the bar. Take a hint, Android Network. You slut.
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
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