Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
shes about as inviting as chlamydia
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
I think pants incapable of making pants work
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