It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
Got everyone out of my house, somehow managed to put all my lawn furniture back, puked in my sink, and cleaned it up all while black out drunk before my parents came home. Successful night.
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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