I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
Well, I found my bra. It's in my glove compartment with a half-eaten Snickers bar and a Jesus bookmark.
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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