I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
A woman in the waiting room at the STD clinic told me that she is going to pray to jesus for my penis.
and people in Baltimore still get a bad wrap.
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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