Why are you at a bar in Connecticut?
Long story. One that now involves lots of delicious chicken wings om nom nom
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
all I want for my birthday is booze and sex toys. don't bother calling if neither of those are included.
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
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