Now that I'm the boss, there's nobody to yell at me for smelling like a bar in the morning.
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
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