We're facebook friends in real life
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
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