is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
Not cool at all. Last night I organized my condoms by expiration date. I need to get laid.
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
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