just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
I sent her 8 pictures of my dick in a baked potato. Not sure how I thought that would get me laid later.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
PS if you want to hear something hilarious as my little sister was showing me her engagement ring I open a Snapchat from R and it's literally a dick pic. Very different points in our life
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
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