oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
She called me her guardian angel after I picked her phone up from the river of pee coming from her front porch.
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
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