Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
I gave the bathroom attendant $5 last night for turning the sink on for me. What. The. Fuck.
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
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