Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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