Dual....:-)
So she started giving everyone lap dances, and i was like "i think i like this chick"
A stripper just got mad at me for saying goddammit. She's in no position to lecture me on morality
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
The best way to start drinking is as early as possible. eg, this bar isn't open but we're patiently waiting outside. That way you're confident and exciting when the talent arrives. Or too drunk to care.
What a dumb baby whore.
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
Randomize
