there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
this will be a night to untag.
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
The number of mornings I actually have to say out loud to myself "you must put pants on and go to work" to get motivated is...troubling.
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
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