I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
At 3:00am my whole house started smelling like cooking meat. I have no idea why she thought it was a good idea to crock-pot a WHOLE turkey that early in the morning.
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
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