I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
I think I told some stripper my friend owned Groupon Last night
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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