Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
With a stable of 7 fuck buddies, I literally use a random number generator to determine the order in which I will booty call them on my way home from work. I have not slept in my own bed in a month. I just keep half my clothes hanging in my car or in a suitcase.
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
Hey! Happy Birthday! Could you do me a favor and bring my underwear to the bar?
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
I know her cup size but not her name....
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
Randomize
