so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
You know how I said I'd never worry about my roommate? Well I just walked in on her masturbating to Star Trek.
Did she boldly cum where no one has cum before?
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
Only the sound of Friends and my gulping of wine are masking the sounds of my roommate getting laid
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
Your Saturday night was spent at the opera, mine was spent exchanging naked pics with a hot middle aged man that is so ripped that he looks like he's photoshopped. This is why we're blood sisters. We balance each other out.
I hate you so hard.
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