dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
Hey, this is a mass text. I have a hospital bill from November, and I don't know from what. Did anyone bring me to the hospital on a drunken night that I don't remember...?
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
The notification you get from snapchat that someone took a screenie is like a formal declaration of blackmail.
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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