yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
I told her that I thought she needed an oral mammogram. With me being pre-med she bought it.
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
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