what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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