Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
Dude you're alone at a bar with a woman, and you're talking about my junk?
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
Within the span of 10 minutes, I managed to make a slip 'n slide on his stomach, threatened to pee on him, kneed myself in the eye, and almost fell asleep on the toilet....in that order.
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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