so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
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Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
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