i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
...there is blood under my fingernails.
...I hope my roomates are okay.
This is a mass text. Surprise drug testing at work today. Either I've finally got to fuck my boss or I've got to quit to make this all go away. Please respond with option a or b.
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
Brandon's Recipe: two parts cocoa, one part sugar, one part milk, two parts four, 378 parts paranoia. Thanks for the fucking brownies, bitch.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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