at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
so much tequila, so little girl.
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
Date with Air Force guy was nice btw. And for my next trick I'll talk him into fucking me in his fighter jet at 30,000 ft.
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